My excuse is dain bramage. What's yours?
-- fyi, original thoughts

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I will be more spontaneous when I get around to it.

What will I do with all the happiness
it can't buy me any money.

The fountain has given us enough youth
now how about some smart.

For the solitary weirdo or autist I might come across as...
I believe open windows lets bugs in.

Not all people are hypersensitive,
but I seem to meet the carriers.

As I sit at my desk at work, I wonder
is this God's way of saying "screw you".

Is "funny" just a comical way of expressing seriousness?

...and hey, I am not short, I am just grounded, for speed and accuracy!